WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
watch this video here! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmp_ZjB1Jg&list=UUGwPbAQdGA3_88WBuGtg9tw
My favorite thing on the internet. Period.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
This would make a great gift to my sister I need to remember this
fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce