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zeldathemes
Imagine Hitler, and add tits. Then add 50-60 thousands years… and a slightly stronger allegiance to Satan.
Sarah | ♀ | 17 | ♌ ♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠ Apparently you've found my blog so I hope you enjoy yourself. This is both my personal and my porn blog so that brings be to the point that, ♥This blog may be NSFW sometimes♥ •

sexbangs:

sexbangs:

So, overnight I hit 5k+ followers. Like, that’s not even a small army anymore; that’s a big ass army. And to thank you guys, I wanna do a little giveaway! Hooray free things! So, what am I gonna be giving away? Well, let’s see:

  • (1) item from the Game Grumps store. A t-shirt, the Starbomb CD, the Starbomb poster, the keychain; hell, I’ll even buy you the Steam Train undies if that’s what you really want. 
  • Both of the Ninja Sex Party albums from either BandCamp or iTunes!

Awesome, right? Right. So, what do you have to do to get the things mentioned above? TO THE BULLET POINTS!

  • Reblog and like this post. Reblog as many times as you want, no giveaway blogs please!
  • Be following me!
  • Be comfortable giving me your address for shipping. 

That’s literally it! I would, however, appreciate it if you took a minute to check out the Thanks Grumps project that I’m doing and if you want to, please submit a photo! :) Other than that, all you have to do is wait. I’ll be picking a winner via RNG on OCTOBER 1ST! :)

5 days!!!

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek
Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390) Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200) Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50) Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090) Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek

Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

cutefurry:

avoiding homework 🙌

cutefurry:

avoiding homework 🙌

perchu:

dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

image

i dont like this

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

pannyphantom:

that—one—guyy:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Shit me neither

pannyphantom:

that—one—guyy:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Shit me neither

mgx0:

I still can’t believe she’s 11.

emthehistorygirl:

The Ennead of Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

emthehistorygirl:

The Ennead of Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

sineadwiley:


THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD


This is a little too important

sineadwiley:

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

This is a little too important

288,332 plays

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

reilpikram:

reilpikram:

I’ve seen some questionable things going on lately, so I made this. Please respect the privacy of others.

I’M NOT SURE IF I MADE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH. Like, is there something that you are not understanding here? God damn, people, just fucking stop. 

reilpikram:

reilpikram:

I’ve seen some questionable things going on lately, so I made this. Please respect the privacy of others.

I’M NOT SURE IF I MADE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH. Like, is there something that you are not understanding here? God damn, people, just fucking stop.