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Imagine Hitler, and add tits. Then add 50-60 thousands years… and a slightly stronger allegiance to Satan.
Sarah | ♀ | 16 | ♌ ♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠ Apparently you've found my blog so I hope you enjoy yourself. This is both my personal and my porn blog so that brings be to the point that, ♥This blog may be NSFW sometimes♥ •
thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

vivijuana:

Hell ya

honourinrevenge:

Favourite Beyonce lyrics (x)

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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grav3yardgirl:

watch this video here!  :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmp_ZjB1Jg&list=UUGwPbAQdGA3_88WBuGtg9tw

grav3yardgirl:

watch this video here! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSmp_ZjB1Jg&list=UUGwPbAQdGA3_88WBuGtg9tw

538,265 plays

thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

broliloquy:

nekoama:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

This would make a great gift to my sister I need to remember this

Holy shit

broliloquy:

nekoama:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

This would make a great gift to my sister I need to remember this

Holy shit

hotcheetoprincess:

BYE

hotcheetoprincess:

BYE

intricatelystructuredjewel:

FOOLS

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce