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zeldathemes
Imagine Hitler, and add tits. Then add 50-60 thousands years… and a slightly stronger allegiance to Satan.
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Cooking Miles: BEARCAKES (x)

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

furryness:

So I watched Aladdin this morning on Disney Channel and this popped up in the end ;-;

furryness:

So I watched Aladdin this morning on Disney Channel and this popped up in the end ;-;

sunsunnywink:

エッ@HG

sunsunnywink:

エッ@HG
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fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

rosewolfheart:

megarah-moon:

A seven-year old boy from Cambodia has a rather unusual best friend. Koun Samang has been spending time with his python, which now weighs 18 stone, since he was born.

"My boy and the snake have been living very happily since he was born seven years ago. They are the same age," said Samang’s father Koun Samol.

The snake is named Chomran, which means “lucky” in Khmer. Samang spends his days playing with Chomran, hugging the snake and trying to teach it tricks. The snake “eats ten kilos of duck and chicken in one week”, Koun Samol said. 

They are the same age and have hardly been separated in their whole lives. Most parents would be horrified to find their child curled up with such a creature but Samang’s father, from the Kandal province, is happy for his son to play with the six-metre-long reptile. Unlike most snakes in the area, Chomran does not eat rats or frogs, as its diet is similar to that of Samang. The whole Koun clan believe the snake has brought them good luck and they treat it like a member of the family. [ x ]

This is beautiful, look how happy the snake, and kid are!

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halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

50shadesofsun:

Sounds like my kind of Thursday night.

50shadesofsun:

Sounds like my kind of Thursday night.

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit