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zeldathemes
Imagine Hitler, and add tits. Then add 50-60 thousands years… and a slightly stronger allegiance to Satan.
Sarah | ♀ | 16 | ♌ ♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠♥♦♣♠ Apparently you've found my blog so I hope you enjoy yourself. This is both my personal and my porn blog so that brings be to the point that, ♥This blog may be NSFW sometimes♥ • • ♠

Cramps are literally my worst… I’m gonna go lay in bed and see if I can stop Satan from ripping my uterus apart.

  #i don't know if I can take what I'm taking if it's going to keep doing this    #for real    #I never had then this bad    #and they're fucking random  

bookoisseur:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

tattoos are hot.

quiriusblack:

*james potter voice* GUYS I BOUGHT A TIGER

*sirius black voice* YO

*remus lupin voice* NO

Iwatobi swim club

dave-mau5:

Boyfriend Bonding (Uncut Edition)

John; egnoodles.tumblr.com

Dave; dave-mau5.tumblr.com

  #nsfw    #ish    #probably    #johndave  

starbucksenterprise:

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

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"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

hikaella:

Dancing Jesus for Easter Sunday
I BET HE’D SAY THAT EASTER IS THE DAY THE EASTER BUNNY HIDES EGGS FOR CHILDREN AND BABY CHICKS WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND.. AND HE FORGOT THE DATE OF THE DAY OF HIS RESURRECTION. 

hikaella:

Dancing Jesus for Easter Sunday

I BET HE’D SAY THAT EASTER IS THE DAY THE EASTER BUNNY HIDES EGGS FOR CHILDREN AND BABY CHICKS WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND.. AND HE FORGOT THE DATE OF THE DAY OF HIS RESURRECTION. 

Kuroko no Basuke Dj; Future Comes.
  #nsfw  

cruel-kaworus-thesis:

But seriously, if you say “corset scene” every anime fan in the world knows what scene you’re talking about.

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need-i-remind-you asked: Makoto or Levi?
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.